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Need a Haircut or Color?

thestylist78 — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:46:54 GMT

Come in to Barberama and ask for Toni. I'm giving $5 off any haircut and $10 off any color.
Barberama is located @ 3905 NE MLK.
503-459-4547

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2nd Annual Joshua Tree Roots Music Festival

GregStar — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:31:59 GMT

Howdy all!

Just wanted to give everybody a heads up on a smaller homegrown headie festival. I don’t know if any of you heard of the Joshua Tree Music Festival in Cali…but the same fella has put together another festival- Check out their myspace page. At any rate, I’m pretty stoked to be going for the 1st time.

2nd Annual Joshua Tree Roots Music Festival
October 20 & 21, 2007

The 2nd annual Joshua Tree Roots Music Festival is happening October 20 and 21 at the Joshua Tree Lake Campground, in the shadows of the infamous National Park. This rootsicana newgrassy folkadelic experience is for music loving souls of all ages. The music is continuous, alternating on two stages in one bowl, creating an intimate festival experience. Temperatures in the magical Mojave desert in October are ideal!

The festival lineup includes The Avett Brothers, Hot Buttered Rum, Uncle Earl, The Greencards, Dan Bern, South Austin Jug Band, Jake Shimabukuro, Martha Scanlan, Merle Jagger & Tim Easton, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, the Everybodyfields, Bluehouse, Honky Tonk Train, and the Trespassers.

Plenty of on site camping. Children of all ages are welcome. The festival village includes Organic Foods, World Market, KidsVille, Art Installations, the Love Train, daily parades and more. The music begins at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday, and goes til late. On Sunday, music goes from 10:30 a.m. til sunset. Dance under the stars and howl at the moon in this awe-inspiring high desert environ!

Early Bird Tickets are now available now for Saturday ($40), Sunday ($30), or a two day pass for $65.00. Purchases of festival tickets and camping reservations may be made online via the website. To order by phone, call 877-327-6265 toll free. For festival information and to purchase tickets, log onto: www.joshuatreemusicfestival.com

Myspace-
http://www.myspace.com/joshuatreemusicfestival

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The Candlelight

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:44:44 GMT

Has anyone been to the CandleLight? I am talking about the super dive place that is on the corner of 74th and Glisan.

My friends hate going there and I do not know why. It is not a bad place. They have no issues with the other diver bar across the street (The Hourglass) or as my friend and I call it. "The Chicken Shack”

They seem to have an aversion to the place. Are they seeing something that I am not?

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PDX Pro Choice Party tonight....Did you see us in the Portland Mercury?

Kevinw66 — Fri, 12 May 2006 16:18:51 GMT

Did you see we made the Portland Mercury? I’ve been working on this fundraiser with some great volunteers the last couple months. The Portland Mercury thinks you should spend your Friday night with us, and so do I. So do it, come out and spend some time with us and support Choice

PRO-CHOICE PARTY! (Portland Mercury page 17)
Being pro-choice in 2006—as states like South Dakota outlaw abortion and President Bush appoints pro-life Supreme Court Justices—isn't all doom and gloom. Tonight the folks at NARAL Pro-Choice Oregon are putting on their third annual "Debutante Ball," a tongue-in-cheek send up of old-fashioned Southern balls, with a feminist, pro-choice twist! AJ Dante's, 1 SW 3rd, 8 pm, $15
http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/BusyWeek?issue=39201

PS: If you come out and we haven’t met yet be sure to introduce yourself. I’ll be wearing a western style brown shirt with an orange peace patch that I sowed on myself…easy to spot.

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Renner's

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:55:15 GMT

Renner's Grill and Lounge in Multnomah Village use to be one of my favorite neighborhood dive bars.

Has anyone else been there? Since I moved out of the village I rarely get to go anymore. When I do get to go it is usually some strange time to go. This year I hung out there on Christmas Eve with my sister who came in from out of town.

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Increase your BUS SIZE naturally

barflymag — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 01:04:56 GMT

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BarFly Fame

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***Punctuation and spelling errors professionally rendered for comic effect, only. Do not try this at home.

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Fuck the OLCC

Jonny — Sun, 17 Jul 2005 01:52:32 GMT

I'm looking for people with horror stories about the OLCC
(Oregon Liquor Control Commission). If you or anyone you know has been
screwed by them or just bullied around by them. I want to hear about
it! Go to the link below and hit the email link.

www.FUCKtheOLCC.com

Spread the word!

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Drunken Prayer

TicoDelSatanico — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 18:37:56 GMT

Service this Saturday at the Eagle's Lodge.
www.myspace.com/drunkenprayer
www.morgangeer.com
Free!
Here's the music line-up: 2:00-The Martindales,3:00-D.J.DAZE, 4:00-The Skirtchasers,5:00-The Traveling Grangers, 6:00-Susan and The Surftones,6:45-Motorcycle Trophy Awards,7:15-D.J.DAZE (inside)/ Rose City Rollers Women Roller Derby League (outside),8:15-The Turn Ups, 9:15-The Old Town Hustlers, 10:15- Mars Needs Women, 11:15 Power of County, 12:15 Drunken Prayer,1:15- Joshua James and the Runaway Trains

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Unemployed

TicoDelSatanico — Wed, 11 Aug 2004 17:26:27 GMT

I'm trying to decide whether to move to your great town or back to my hometown. My main concern- jobs. Is it THAT bad?

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